【Tom Cardy】Hey, I don't work here

昨天的Red Flag(【Tom Cardy】Red Flag —— Tom Cardy/Montaigne)相信已经给坛友留下了非常深刻的印象了XD。我们今天继续快乐，让我们一起听一听Tom Cardy老师另一 神经病 巨作：

Hey, I don't work here

Saturday morning comes and goes without too much on my mind 周六的早晨来了又去 没什么需要费心的事情 except maybe lunch 或许除了午饭 【11:59】 a walk down to the shops 散步顺便去店里买东西 just to move feel a bit rough from 就活动活动身体 感觉还是有点费劲 last night 因为昨晚 I may have drunk a bit too much 我可能喝的又有点多了 a lady in the supermarket 超市里的一位女士 approaches way too fast 用超快的速度接近 and her eyes are intense 她眼神激动 and she spits a little bit when she asks 说话的时候还喷了点唾沫星子 "Where do you keep the pasta" 你们把意大利面都放到哪里去了？ "IDK, aisle 3?" 我不到啊，第三个过道？ "Well can you get it for me?" 能不能帮我拿点？ I just want a Gatorade but she 我就想买个佳得乐 但她 rolls her eyes so I 翻了个白眼 所以我 kind of lose it 快要忍不住了 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 and if I did 就算我是 I would not sell you shit 我啥都不卖给你 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 that way I could hide all 那样的话我就可以 of the things you want from you 把你想要的全藏起来 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but if I did 但就算我是 would I be wearing a dirty white singlet 我会穿着这么一件脏爆了的白背心吗 Ya fool 傻 * Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 "Silly me! I've had the pasta all along." 哎哟哎哟 原来意大利面一直在我手边呢（中指） "Fuck you" 去**的 【Break】 Saturday arvo comes and goes 周六下午来了又去 and I'm feeling pretty great. 我感觉相当的好 I made a middle aged woman cry today. 我今天骂哭了一个老太 walkin on the hot sand at bondi beach 走在邦代海滩滚烫的沙子上 I take a rest in the lifeguard tower shade 我在救生员塔下的阴凉处休息 my foresight readies me for Melee 我突然有种要和人对线的预感 a man runs from the surf and 一个男人从海边跑来 approaches way too fast 用超快的速度接近 with a bluebottle across his chest 身上趴着一只僧帽水母 he shakes me as he asks 他一边摇晃我一边要求我 "you gotta save my kid!" 你得救救我的孩子啊 "I can't really swim" 我实际上不会游泳 "What kind of lifeguard are you then?" 那你算哪门子的救生员 "I'm just here to take a nap" 我就来这儿歇会儿 but he rolls his eyes so I 但是他翻了个白眼所以我 kind of snap 我有点生气了 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 and if I did 就算我是 I would not save your kids 我也不救你小孩 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 that way I could help 那样的话我就可以 relieve that nasty sting for you 帮你缓解你那要命的刺痛（指水母） Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but if I did 但就算我是 would I make a racecar out of sand then fall asleep 我会用沙子搭一辆赛车然后睡着吗 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 "should do what? save my son?" 应该干啥 救我儿子吗 "no get a job" 不 找个班上 "what about my son? He's drowning" 我儿子咋办？他快淹死了 "Your son's fine. He's just swims weird." 你儿子没事 他只是泳姿奇葩罢了 "and you shouldn't hold that against him" 你应该对他更包容一点 "Oh my god. Thank you I can't begin to-" 天呐， 谢谢你，我都不知道—— "He's gone..." 他不见了 (他死了) Saturday night comes and goes without too much on my mind 周六晚上来了又去 没什么需要我操心的事 just kicking a ball down the street 就在街上踢会儿球 I give it too much juice and it flies over the fence of my 我用力过猛 球飞进了栅栏 local NASA compound 掉进了当地的NASA场地 just bear with me 瞧 我多不小心啊 Guards are all passed out 守卫们都昏了过去 it seems there's been a planned attack 看来发生了一场有预谋的袭击 the alarm is blaring loud 警报响个不停 but I'm the only one intact 但是只有我一个人毫发无伤 I try to phone for help but unfortunately 我尝试打电话求助 但不幸的是 there's an alien transmitting itself 有个外星人把自己的影像 to NASA screens specifically 投到了NASA的屏幕上 "give us ya planet" 把你们的星球交出来 "Ok, i don't, let me find someone alright. just relax" Ok 我不是 等我找个方便接电话的 你等会儿 "give us ya planet" 把你们的星球交出来 "Hey! I said - ok we're under attack" 嘿！我说了 行吧 我们被攻击了！！ "give us ya planet" 把你们的星球交出来 "Ok I don't have the authority to do that" 行吧， 我没有这种级别的权限 "I just came to get my ball but it's been a long day so I speak for us all" 我只是来这里捡球 但是我受够了 所以我就替所有人把话说了 "Ladies and gentlemen, we are reporting live across the globe, alarming News. As extraterrestrial life has issued a statement of war to planet earth, the alien transmission technology has left all but one individual incapacitated with the transmission receiving point - a NASA's space compound located in Sydney Australia. The time has come and humankind can do nothing more than pray and watch on the Diplomat for planet Earth responds with what we can only imagine as an articulate plea for peace and mercy. " “女士们先生们，我们此时正在实时报道地球另一头的紧急新闻。此时地外生命已经发表了对地球的开战声明。外星人的通讯科技已导致位于澳大利亚悉尼的NASA太空基地中所有人都失去知觉，只有一位在场人士幸免于难。事情发展至此，全人类能做的不过是一边祈祷一边看着我们地球的外交人员进行回复。而他的回复，我们只能想象出会是向对方明确的祈求和平与怜悯。” Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 and if I did 就算我是 I would not surrender shit 我啥都不会交出来 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 that way I could take a 那样的话我就可以 trip to Mars and strangle you 出差去火星然后掐死你 Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but if I did 但就算我是 Do you think the president of earth has a fuckin mullet 你真的觉得地球的总统会留个瑙鱼头吗？ Hey 嘿 I don't work here 我不是这儿的员工 but maybe I should 但或许我应该来这儿打工 that way I could put my planetary fist in you 那样我就可以把我行星级的拳头打死你 that way I could teach your kid to drown in front of you 那样我就可以教你的小孩怎么在你面前溺水 that way I could hide all of the linguinie from you 那样我就可以把所有的扁意大利面藏起来 【瞎几把写的报纸】

相信大家看完一定又一次被Tom cardy的美妙风格震撼~ （一定要看视频哦~【笑】）

如果大家喜欢的话，可以给我点一个评分~（这里的所有歌词和翻译都是我手敲哒！翻译也有自己的润色喔~求求大家啦！）

【DND】【Tom Cardy】察觉检定 H.Y.C.Y.BH —— Tom Cardy 【CB亚特兰蒂斯】Mixed Messages — Tom Cardy 【Tom Cardy】Red Flag —— Tom Cardy/Montaigne

好喜感好欢乐的音乐，mv也很不错，大半夜的看精神了睡不着了

MV很有魔性的感觉呢

看得出楼主很喜欢这个博主，别的不说，音乐还是蛮欢乐的

欢快的小曲，深夜听感觉比较提精神

看这种音乐有想到今天老妈不在家那个音乐视频

原本想睡觉去了，结果一听反而睡意全飞了

说道这种 神经病音乐，就不能不提某档美国选秀综艺了

太有病了(稱讚
我也想把所有超市找人亂問又要求東要求西的人的需求物品通通藏起來

这个MV还挺魔性的，曲子听起来好欢乐呢。

哈哈哈哈，这个曲子还有mv什么的真的好魔性能带给人快乐（doge）这个风格挺好的哈哈哈哈

吼吼～同作者啊～还好，没上次那么炸裂欸～这种形式的音乐创作还真的挺少见欸

Hey, I don’t work here
现实中真的被人当作过超市/饭店员工，然后这么说过
（但是后一句我就不敢说了hhhh）

比起上一个这个还好，可以接受，还是挺带感的

0-0 确实很欢快的感觉呢~有点魔性上头的节奏

遇到讨厌的客人的心情实录，
看MV的时候一直觉得歌手下一秒会脱裤子

我也有被誤認成員工的經驗

被视频吓晕了

很欢乐的音乐，与个人饰演全部角色真的太有趣了

好欢快的歌 mv还有角色出演