音乐分享《Business Man》——Tom Cardy

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1--歌曲名称
《Business Man》
商人、生意人。

2--演唱者
Tom Cardy
网易云简介："汤姆·卡迪(生于1994年6月12日)是一位澳大利亚喜剧演员、音乐家、词曲作者和演员。2020年，他在澳大利亚电台Triple J的“歌曲续集”节目中成名，并开始在TikTok和YouTube上发布喜剧歌曲和视频，获得了更多的国际认可。他曾为喜剧系列《饲料》和《飞蛾效应》以及网络动画《地狱老板》作曲。他的首张EP《Artificial Intelligence》(2021年)在ARIA专辑排行榜上名列第40名。他曾入围AACTA最受欢迎的数字内容创作者奖和流媒体奖的写作工艺奖。"
作品一般会在油管上发布。

3--歌词

B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man

I'm a business man with a business plan
I'm gonna make you money in business land
I'm a cool guy talkin' 'bout GameStop
I'm definitely not a cop

Why'd you say you're not a cop?
Because I'm not
I think that you're a cop
I also think that you're a cop

Listen boys, you better both stop
Or I'll have you arreste-, I'm not a cop

I'm a business man with a business tan
I spend my days in a big black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop
I'm definitely not a cop

You're a motherfucking cop
I can tell from the way that you stand
And you said that you worked in an unmarked van

Well listen, boys
I'm not a cop

I'm a business man in a coffee shop
With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest
I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel
I'm not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man
Why does he have a gun?
Ski-bitchdickbi-dap-dap-dap-dickbi-dap (Business)

Calling Officer Jackson, has your cover been blown?
Is that your police radar?
That was my business phone
And the cover they're referring to
Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd
Yeah, that's a business song

Saying "business" before another word
Doesn't make the whole thing business related
And if I may critique the whole police system
Then- oh, look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead
No, it's not
Yes, it is (No, it's not)
See this little red dot? (Yes)
That's for a sniper shot
There's no snipers here and there's no police plot
(Snipers ready) Do it now, take the shot

I'm a business man, speaking with two friends
And one of them has a single chickenpock on their head
I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage
With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head

You shouldn't have said that
I think you've really upset him
What do you mean you don't know me?
I was the best man at your wedding
I'm a business man, I'm not friends with snipers
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah

Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg)
You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg)
He's a business man who's definitely not a cop
But now he's been shot in his left leg

How about now?
No, I still don't know you
Say my name!
I don't know your name!
Why don't you say his name?
He's gonna shoot you again
I told you, I don't know his na-

Oh, he shot my other leg! (He shot his other leg)
He shot me in my right leg! (He shot him in the right leg)
He's a business man getting shot in his legs
By his ex-best man, he is not a cop

Say my name
No, you've got a dumb name
Ugh, fine! Dwink Bexon
What?
That's his name, Dwink Bexon
Oh, that's, that's fine
Okay, that's a name, I suppose
That's a pretty dumb name

Ah! Dwink Bexon just shot me in the tits!
Ah! Dwink, stop shooting my business associates!
I'm a bad cop and if you couldn't tell
I also killed your wife in that drug cartel

Call for backup or we're all gonna die
Just admit that you're police and save our lives
Boys, I'd do anything to make the shooting stop
But I've told you before, I'm not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man (Business)
B-B-B-B-Business man (Business)
B-B-B-B-Business man (Oh yeah)
I told you before, I'm in business only
With a b-b-b-briefcase
And a b-b-b-ballpoint pen, ah
He's definitely not a cop

B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man

4--推荐理由

这位大师的作品一直都很魔性抽象，幽默的叙事歌词加上欢快的音乐节奏，非常洗脑。最近看到这首歌的动画MV版，画风非常可爱，搭配MV食用效果更棒了，洗脑层次更上一层楼。歌词大意是主角装成商人来到咖啡馆，死不承认自己的cop身份，在一阵欢声笑语的对话中，和两个路人一起被前伴郎内鬼同事狙击手三杀(？)，没错，就是这么抽象。值得一提的是，这个作者的所有作品都这么抽象，感兴趣的可以去欣赏一下惹。

5--歌曲淋听
油管原视频:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsIBPTTqreM
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