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Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)
The date started of so well, 约会进展是如此顺利, Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life, 夜晚开始时从未预料到会这么惊悚, She was perfect from what I could tell, 她完美到我无法形容, How could I not see the danger right in front of me, 我怎能没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机, My favorite food is fish, 我最爱吃的是鱼, Baby, that’s my favorite too, 宝贝那也是我最爱, I love cartoon dogs, 我爱卡通狗狗, Baby I love Scooby-Doo, 宝贝我也爱史酷比, Hey girl, what’s your favorite film? 嘿姑娘,你最喜欢哪部电影? She said, 她说, The best movie of all, 史上最佳电影, A masterpiece of art called, 一部杰作名为, Human Centipede, 人体蜈蚣, Human Centipede, 人 体 蜈 蚣, I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight, 我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀, Human Centipede, 人体蜈蚣, Not ironically, 并非玩梗, She said, 她说, The costume design was a highlight, 它的造型设计可谓精妙绝伦, I like it for the plot, 我喜欢它是因为剧情, Tell me what the plots about, 跟我说说讲了啥, German doctor sews three people, 德国医生 排好仨人, ASS, 屁股, To, 缝上, MOUTH, 嘴! COOL! 酷哦! Human Centipede, 人体蜈蚣, Please god save me, 神啊求你救救我, I think that’s a, 感觉此乃, Red Flag, 危险信号, I don’t want to, 我可不想, Get Stabbed, 惨遭捅刀, She said, 她说, Human Centipede is a tour de force, 人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作, I think, 我想, Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course, 完大蛋我将化身今晚主菜, She said, 她说, I admire the narrative of character growth, 我很欣赏其中对角色成长的描写, I try, 我试着, To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code, 靠摩斯电码眨眼来获取服务员的援助, Why are you blinking so much? 你怎么一直在眨眼? I’ve got something in my eyes, 我眼睛里进东西, Here let me get it out, 来我帮你弄出来, No thank you; I don’t wanna die, 不了谢谢 我还想活, Bonjour, 泥嚎, Sir was blinking at me, 先生你一直在向我眨眼, Is this because your date is a freak? 是不是因为你约会对象是个大怪人? (I ♥ Centipede), (我♥蜈蚣), No, 不是, Very good then, 好吧那么, Bon Appétit, 用餐愉快, Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag, 别再躲藏于你那强行编造的愚蠢危险信号后了, To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had, 仅仅是因为不敢冒险进入这段美好感情, Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses, 也许你是对的而我一直在找借口, My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love, 我的心伤痕累累而我已准备好坠入爱河, You could be my world, the love of my life, 你会成为我的全世界,我的一生所爱, One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife, 迟早有一天我们会踏入婚姻殿堂结为夫妇, With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams! 办一场我们梦寐以求的精致婚礼, Only if the wedding is themed:, 只要婚礼主题是:, TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE, 告诉我会是什么主题, Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑, 人 体 蜈 蚣, Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑, 人 体 蜈 蚣, That way we could save on the catering bill, 那样我们就能省下一大笔伙食费, Human Centipede, 人体蜈蚣, Only one mouth to feed, 一张嘴就能喂饱所有人, If you are the best man, 如果你是伴郎, You know the deal, 懂点规矩, PUCKER UP, 撅嘴! I can finally open myself up to love, 我终于能够为了爱情而敞开心扉, I can finally sew a mouth to a butt, 我终于能够把别人的嘴缝上屁股, Human Centipede, 人 体 蜈 蚣, Human Centipede... 人 体 蜈 蚣 …。
Tom Cardy关于人体蜈蚣的MV,洗脑的作曲配无厘头搞怪的动画非常容易上瘾,有不少同人手书或许大家有刷到过。但是原片电影比较猎奇,不推荐坛友们看哦。同时这样也推荐听听Tom Cardy - Mixed Messages(混杂信息)和他的其他作品。 |