So things look bad and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems ******* hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall Can't face the world sober and d**eless you think your life is wrecked Well let me just say you're correct You're a ******-up little whiny ***** Hey You're a loser just like me Thanks a*shole You're a screws-loose boozer An only one-star reviews-er You're a power-bottom at rock bottom This supposed to make me feel better There was a time I thought that no one could relate To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged But lettin' walls down it can sometimes set you straight We're all livin' in the same **** sandwich I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak Haha And you think that makes you unique We're losers it's okay to be a I'm a loser honey A schmoozer and a dummy But at least I know I'm not alone You're a loser Just like me I got an appetite for gamblin' I got an appetite for samplin' every d**g and sex toy I can find Go ahead baby sing that song come on I got no holes left to deflower I sold my soul to save my power Now I'm on that demon's leash I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour You're a loser baby A loser but just maybe if we Eat **** together things will end up differently It's time to lose your self-loathin' Excuse yourself let hope in baby Play your card be who you are |