Stayed Gone (Explicit) - Christian Borle/Amir Talai/Joel Perez/Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft Lyrics by:Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft That ****** is back Yeah I thought he was gone for good too It's been seven years You still pissed he almost beat you that time Uh **** you Just saying Things have changed a lot since he left town That's for sure I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on Camera speeds Rolling in three two Welcome to the show Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town Welcome to the show After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him Welcome to the show Did anybody notice More on tonight's program So the Radio Demon is back in town Why is he hanging around What does that mean for your family Well handily I've got good news He's a loser a fossil And I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers Impossible I'm visual he's barely audible Stop giving him the time of day Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But he should've stayed away While he hid in radio we've pivoted to video Now his medium is getting bloody rare Hell's been better since he split Where's he been Who gives a **** Salutations Good to be back on the air Yes I know it's been a while Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice What a dated voice Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast Come on Is Vox insecure pursuing allure Fitting between this fad and that is nothing working Ignore his chirping Every day he's got a new format You're looking at the future He's the **** that comes before that Is Vox as strong as he purports Or is it based on his support He'd be powerless without the other Vees Oh please And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team H-hold on I said no and now he's pissy That's the tea You old-timey prick I'll show you suf-ffering Uh oh the TV is buffering I'll destroy you yo-ou lit-tle I'm afraid you've lost your signal Let's begin I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone tune on in When I'm done your status quo will know its race is run Oh this will be fun ****
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