【十三周年】【异界方块】I Wanna See My Friends Dicks By Jordan Firstman

搜尋了一下發現潭里居然沒有人推薦這首！ ！

如此美好荒唐的歌曲請大家在此時此刻好好品嚐

警告：MV內含有大量裸男&有女性&嘔吐(???&奇怪的小品情節，請各位未成年潭友在父母的陪同下觀看

【歌曲封面】

天啊怎麼不是我被包圍惹惹

【歌曲試聽】

YOUTUBE:

BILIBILI：（驚訝吧！在B站居然找到的到！！！）

【歌曲資訊】

歌曲名稱：I Wanna See My Friends Dicks

歌曲作者：Jordan Firstman

歌詞：

[Verse 1] I know your fucking birth chart I even met your mom You've told me all your issues I take care of your dog We ain’t bros, we brothers Rolling deep since 2018 There's just one thing I haven't seen [Chorus] I wanna see my friends’ dicks out at the bar I wanna see my friends' dicks, don't care if it's hard Don't have to be a big deal or take it too far I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends' dicks, friends' dicks I wanna see my friends’ dicks chilling at home Still love your personality, but show me that bone Just think of it as bonding like we’re getting close I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends’ dicks, friends' dicks [Verse 2] So go to the bathroom and fluff it up Whatеver you need to do (Mhm) I just think, I don't know, it could be fun and cool To see all sevеn inches of you (That's big) Remember in Bring It On when they said "You can look, but don’t you touch"? (Mhm) I just really like that movie Now please, show me your dick [Chorus] I wanna see my friends' dicks out at the bar I wanna see my friends' dicks, don't care if it's hard Don't have to be a big deal or take it too far I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends' dicks, friends' dicks I wanna see my friends' dicks chilling at home Still love your personality, but show me that bone (Boner) Just think of it as bonding like we're getting close (I love you, dude) I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends' dicks, friends' dicks [Bridge] Derek, Jason, Joe, and Rick Dan's uncut, Blake is thick Girthy, hooded, short or long Come on, bro, show me that schlong Mikey, Antoine, Ken, and Blaine Bonus points if you got that vein Shaved or hairy, musky, clean You're my best friend and I love your peen [Chorus] I wanna see my friends' dicks out at the bar (Whip it out, whip it out, whip it out) I wanna see my friends' dicks, don't care if it's hard (Let me see, let me see, let me see) Don't have to be a big deal or take it too far (I'm chill) I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends' dicks, friends' dicks I wanna see my friends' dicks chilling at home (Show it to me) Still love your personality, but show me that bone (Show me, show me, please) Just think of it as bonding like we're getting close (We're all bros) I wanna see my friends' dicks, friends' dicks, friends' dicks

【個人心得】

各位潭友們週年好！

既然是周年，讓眼睛看點怪東西來放鬆一下吧(？

歌曲的內容直接了當，就是如歌名那樣---朋友讓我看看你的烏干達(ry

所以會推薦這首是因為不能只有我一個人看到，咳，我是說，是因為MV裡有好多身材健壯的裸男惹！

和我之前推薦的 偷心大聖 一樣，MV裡都有好多可口的男性裸體

這首裡面還參雜了太多奇怪的東西，比如遊O王卡到底是哪裡來的，穿著胸罩和蘇格蘭裙的造型是哪個造型師想的，請立即開除好嗎(ry

總之，祝論壇十三週年快樂！也祝各位潭友快樂！

請各位即刻分享眼睛被髒東西毒害的感想，謝謝(X

这封面看着就很命大了，没想到歌词内容也这么厉害呀，但歌曲的编曲节奏挺好听的

商人弗霖打开异界的百宝袋，袋口微光一闪，一枚【紫色方块】轻巧地蹦了出来。

从曲名到歌词全都很大胆惹，MV也是各种擦边（以及我也不理解某children's card game的唐突出场），没想到这都还通过b站审核

封面被男人包围的样子真是命大呢，歌词很搞怪很直白呢

好雷霆的曲名，一下就点进来了，仔细鉴赏中

这首歌的封面和MV感觉很有想法惹，这首歌的旋律真是轻松愉快呀，听起来还很有节奏感很洗脑

没有想到B站这也能播，看封面和MV都是性张力拉满，歌曲节奏感洗脑

封面的视角就是非常爆炸了，猎奇度直接爆表

当时也是被mv震惊了
不过看着参演人员的肉体和身材都挺可口的=3=

？好命大的名字，好命大的歌词，好命大的封面。我喜欢

這首歌在B站上看過幾次
但感覺一般~題材吸引人 歌普普

好命大的歌词，好命大的MV不过歌曲质量感觉一般惹

非常震撼的一首歌以至于我裤裆湿了一大片了 对于渴鸡如淋的我简直是national anthem的程度了

这首真的属于“标题已经赢了，MV更是精神冲击级别”的那种

这是什么虎狼标题啊，看标题我还以为是游戏，结果竟然是歌名

真的很大胆的歌，没见过

omg这个封面和歌名素在暗示什么
很洗脑的节奏，歌词也直抒胸臆（

这个mv太露骨了吧，曲子听着也不错

谁懂第一次看到这个歌名是在小某书，整张专辑看一眼都命大，没想到MV也这么。。