Youbooked the night train for a reason Soyou could sit there in this hurt Bustlingcrowds or silent sleepers You'renot sure which is worse BecauseI dropped your hand while dancing Leftyou out there standing Crestfallenon the landing Champagneproblems Yourmom's ring in your pocket Mypicture in your wallet Yourheart was glass, I dropped it Champagneproblems Youtold your family for a reason Youcouldn't keep it in Yoursister splashed out on the bottle Nowno one's celebrating DomPérignon, you brought it Nocrowd of friends applauded Yourhometown skeptics called it Champagneproblems Youhad a speech, you're speechless Loveslipped beyond your reaches AndI couldn't give a reason Champagneproblems YourMidas touch on the Chevy door Novemberflushed and your flannel cured "Thisdorm was once a madhouse" Imade a joke, "Well, it's made for me" Howevergreen, our group of friends Don'tthink we'll say that word again Andsoon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls Thatwe once walked through Onefor the money, two for the show Inever was ready so I watch you go Sometimesyou just don't know the answer 'Tilsomeone's on their knees and asks you "Shewould've made such a lovely bride“ Whata shame she's f**ked in the head," they said Butyou'll find the real thing instead She'llpatch up your tapestry that I shred Andhold your hand while dancing Neverleave you standing Crestfallenon the landing Withchampagne problems Yourmom's ring in your pocket Herpicture in your wallet Youwon't remember all my Champagneproblems |